Sharabi Mard

Yesterday I think it was Zee that was showing the movie Sharabi of Amitabh.Wonderful movie really.And having whiskey in hand and watching Amitabh act drunk made me more drunk,what with the lovely  music, and the 9 lakh Necklace.An intoxicating time, literally.

I remember both Manmohan Desai (AAA,Mard,Coolie), and Prakash Mehra ( Zanjeer,Hera Pheri,Sharabi) were possessive about Amitabh.They both were good directors before AB came int heir lives .Manmohan Desai with Kismat ( Biswajeet)

Bhai Ho to Aisa,Rampur ka Laxman,Roti,Aa Gale Lag Ja,Sacha Jhootha was ruling the Roost, and Prakash Mehra with Kashmir ki Kali, Haath Ki Safai and other movies.

But they somehow fell into the AB chakkar, and both became dependent on him.And Manmohan Desai had a dig at  PM, saying only a Mard can make a Mard, and a Sharabi can make  Sharabi.HAHA.Wonky sense of humour.

And then MD committed suicide.

I met this doorman of a hotel where I had gone to meet a cousin of mine , and I was fascinated by his moustache.He was kind enough to let me click a pic, his muchis are 5 feet 1 inch each side, so end to end they are 10 feet 2 inches.He said come off duty, and I will unfurl my honour for u, in a day or two I will take appointment and go for  you guys and gals.And he says they are the effort of 14 years.Wow.He had come on all TV channels.

Dhoni’s Guards – Jharkhand Armed Police, has given an all female guards to Dhoni to protect him from female fans.How will protect Dhoni from the wiles of these lady guards.How I wish  I was in Dhoni’s place, officially surrounded by ladies.Even Harsha would have no reason to suspect anything, and “ There is everything official about it”as the ad goes.Lucky Bum.

Strange Laws – TOI Dt 15/7/08 – page 13

Most countries have strange laws.Here are some of the hilarious ones.

1)      In Thailand it is illegal to leave your house  if u are not earing underwear.

( This law must be couresty Underwear Association)

2)      In Switzerland it is illegal to flush your toilet after 10 pm if u live in an apartment.

( You mean one cant get nature’s call after that ! )

3)      In UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on the vehicle.

4)      Alexendria, Minnesota, USA – It’s illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like Garlic,onions,or sardines.The wife ,by law, can force the husband to brush his teeth.

5)      ( At this rate, I would have remained Bhisham Pitamah if I stayed there.No wonder I keep telling u all, East or West, India is the Best.Now u know why ! )

There are many more such funny laws, which I will cover up in my next post.Read TOI of today to get the full details.

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Well as the saying goes – A peg a day keeps the doc away, so just a bottle a year is good enough for u.thats less than a buck a day ! I aint that bad for a buck , am I guys ?

A silly joke that I received yesterday, I found it cute and I am sharing with you.

Man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.'

Ciao.

Kamal Mahtani