Weekend Musings – Vijay Mallaya,Deepika

We have all read about Vijay Malaya’s rantings against Rahul Dravid and other members of his Royal Challengers.But what u have not read is what I have read In the papers today.

It seems in Feb during the Auction, Vijay told reporters that he is very happy with the team that he has purchased.and that he will be on top of the charts.This is what he had to say about the players.

Then – This is a damn good team,

Today – I have been saddled with a Test Team, I don’t have stars at all.

Then – When I have Kumble, we don’t need to search for another spinner.

Today – Look at that youngster Chawla.We need young legs these days.

Then – March 11 – Jack Kallis is the best allrounder going around

                               He spoke approvingly of Wassim Jaffer and Chanderpaulas well.

May 7 = after sacking Charu Sharma, Mallaya says he has full faith in Dravid and Martin Crowe.

Today he says he wished he had Robin Uttapa,Dhoni and McCullum, who went for a combined  3 million dollors.Add to that he had to pay 15% extra to Dravid, and that would add up to 4.75 million dollors.And the cap to spend was 5 million dollors.So he would have spent more than 90% on these 4 players, what would he have got with the remaining small money anyway.

Did Mallaya get heady on his own brands when he says on all this.Does he think players are like Horses,u pay and they perform.? Mallaya change yr brand please to something better.Your words are incoherent and stink.And the players too for money,lend their reputation to such people.You both deserve each other.

And did I see male cheerleaders also the other day ? I may have had a drink too many.And jaipur now has two sets of cheerleaders, one in browns and other yellow, but legs exposed.No wonder I love the jaipur matches.

Deepika Padukone is all set to be a Kapoor.Today read Ranbir and she are s pending quality time these days, with both busy.But when the Queen Bee is changing her flavours so often, and so soon, how much this flavour will last, time will tell.

Did not the Readers Digest say recently

Getting married to get Sex is like buying a Jumbo Jet to get free peanuts.

I am not suggesting anything, just quoting a saying.You guys and gals can misinterpret it as u want.

My Ex’s  - All my ex’s have disappointed me .Vidya Balan I fell in love with in Parineeta,where she was so feminine, then again in Munnabhai, and now she looks to manly with feminine hairstyle and wrestler arms these days.Whats happening, Babe ?

And Deepika, well she is flitting from one flower to another,its hard to keep track of her latest flavour.So I back off from the line, too long a waiting list.By the time I reach her feet I will be dead in the line.By Bye Sweetheart,may the better man win.

 ( THIS PART OF THE BLOG I HAVE EDITED, AS IT WAS NOT IN GOOD TASTE.SORRY FOLKS, I DO GET CARRIED AWAY.MY APOLOGIES) 

Custody Battle – 11 Year Old  Picks Rich Dad over Poor Mom – TOI – 16^th May

Mumbai – When Children speak, even judges listen.In a unique custody case, the Bombay High Court transferred  a boy from his mother to his father’s care, after the 11 year old told the court that although he loved both parents equally, he wanted to live with his father.

The battle has been a bitter one.The mother  who has had the custody of her son since her talaq in 1999, said the only reason he wanted to move was bcs the father was extremely rich and offered him a very luxurious lifestyle

My comments – Sad really when a divorce happens, and  he loves both, but chooses the moolah.

Now look at it from my angle.Suppose two pretty good ladies wanted my custody, both lovingme equally, both pretty and georgous,and I was to choose one of them, what would I do.

Suppose there is a middle class Deepika Padukone,and a rich Rakhee Sawant on the other side.What do u think I would choose ? Let me see what u guys and gals come up with.





Mom was leaving for Mumbai , and i met Sohail Tanveer of Rajathan Royals going to Goa for a holiday.He was kind enough to pose with this fatso Kamalji.Sohailbhai, thank you, and may u make Rajasthan win tomm.This pics was a few hours before the Jaipur Blasts on the 13th.

And dosnt my T Shirt looks like it was washed in a nice detergent, all white,what detergent they show on TV, a wave of white lightening goes across the garment.See i am not that much a miser as u guys and gals think.

 

I clicked this in Mumbai in March.This is the Bunglow on Worli Sea Face,of the Rajshri's, who made Hum Aap ke hai Kaun, the super blockbuster.On the left u can see the name Rajshri written.

Seems a very old bunglow, whose land i assume could be anywhere above 50 crores.Huge.And ive heard the ladies do the dusting and the cleaning cooking themselves.And to imagine they have a few hundred crores under their belt as it is.Life can be cruel.why does god does not give me this kind of money, so that i  can drink and bathe inchampagne, and have the best of babes and booze,and maybe own an IPL Team.God when will u listen to me.Where are you,Boss ?

I dont know where God is, but i know u readers are here , and can read and write.So come one come all and post all yr comments, good or bad on this silly blog of mine.And make my Weekend a nice one.

But dont comment too much that i am busy just answering the comments and i dont get to read the lovely blogs of the pretty ladies here.


Sweet Dreams.


KAMAL MAHTANI